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Angry Tower

Angry Tower

Hi Barry,

As you may have noticed there is a lot of anger in the world these days. Many folks are worried about all the tension and outrage that is floating on the air.

I am not.

In fact I am very excited. Why you ask?

 Because I have after many years of intense research discovered the secret to harvesting  and converting atmospheric human emotion to electricity.

I can’t give away any secrets but basically I place my angry antenna somewhere high and it picks up all the bad vibes floating across the atmosphere.  It then runs from there to a set of re-chargable lithium batteries where it is stored till needed.

The angrier people are the quicker the quicker the batteries fill up.

Think of it, everytime you have a shouting match with a loved one, or a social media battle my angry antenna will pick it up and generate power. It could change the world.

Angry at Donald Trump? You’ve just helped a hospital run its lights for a week.  Angry at Hilary Clinton? Your rage has helped power a water well in the Sudan. Stubbed your toe? An cat orphanage in Argentina X Ray machine will work.

So what do i want from you? My invention works but I now need funds to buy Nikolai Tesla’s old lab at Wardencliffe, New York.

Here I will erect a three thousand foot tall tower to harvest the pissed off energy of New York City.

But the area it can pick up may even reach to Quebec — think of all the anger flowing from French Canadians made to speak English)

I think it’s only fitting that i should unveil to the world my discovery at such a hallowed place in suppressed innovation. And once they see it soon Angry Towers will be all over the world

I won’t lie, it will be expensive, 40 million dollars but it’s a small price to pay to change the world.

I know you will do what is right,

Best,

Montrose Patrick Ellen

Investigation Interview Request

Tax Avoidance and Bono Tricks

Paradise Papers

Dear Mr Derbyshire

I work for The Guardian newspaper in London, and I am currently investigating the Paradise Papers. I would be grateful if you could call me to arrange an interview as I have some serious questions for you.

Your name has turned up 18000 times in connection with what can only be described as an unbelievable number of offshore companies and other tax avoidance schemes. Strange - as I can see from your website that you claim you are trying to get rid of your money rather than hoard it away.

Your name turns up over and over and again, and when I call anybody in regards to my research, I keep getting referred to you. In fact, when I contacted Buckingham Palace regarding the Queen’s investments from her private estate Her Majesty called me herself and said ‘Speak to Bazzer D’. On my way home later the same day, a car with blacked out windows tried to run me over. 

I’m also puzzled by the purchase of 12 F-35 Lightning II fighter jets that were bought from Lewis Hamilton in July last year. The £13million retainer you appear to pay Bono every year to perform close up magic tricks has also raised a few eyebrows. These queries are the tip of the iceberg.

I am looking forward to hearing from you Bazzer D

Just call the Guradian Newspaper in London or pop in for a coffee if you are passing.

Incredible New Book, 'The Collection' Released Today!

At Last! All Ten Of The Incredible 'Barry Chronicles' In One Volume!!!

Incredible New Book, 'The Collection' Released Today!

Hello Friends,

I can’t tell you where I am right now but let’s just say, I’m about to embark on an out of this world trip of a lifetime!

Anyways I’ve had many, many emails asking me if I would put all ten of the incredible books of The Barry Chronicles into easy to buy collection.

So I have. And called it, rather imaginatively, ‘The Collection’

Now you can read all about my amazing adventures battling the evil illuminati alongside my companions Chris The Atlantean Dolphin and Joe the Robot Assassin.

I won’t spoil anyone who hasn’t had the good fortune to read it, but in one incident in this incident packed book of incidents, I get to fulfil the dreams of millions by killing Hitler.

I’ve made ‘The Collection’ available to download from the Amazon Kindle Store for only 1USD and in the next week or so will be, for a limited time only, giving it away for FREE!

Click HERE to get the book that I guarantee will change your life in some shape or form FOREVER

Cheers

Barry

Download My Book for FREE From Amazon Today!!

For 5 Days Only 'The Dolphin Death Room: Chapter One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE on Amazon

Download My Book for FREE From Amazon Today!!

I have to be quick, the eyes of the Illuminated Ones are everywhere!

From today February 6th 2018 the first book in my series of INCREDIBLE revelations that REVEAL THE TRUTH about MY MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE world, 'The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE from Amazon's Kindle Store. 

It's only for 5 Days so HURRY and help me spread THE TRUTH about what has happened to me! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. 

Critics are saying it 'Might Be The Most Important Book Ever Written

 Get your FREE copy of The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' HERE

Over & Out

Barry

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