Need A Sub
Subversive needs a submersible

Dear Barry,
How’s things?
I write to you with an exciting proposal
I’ve recently lost backing for a political project i was working on (it was v succesfull till i got the boot)
I want to take a break for a bit before deciding on what to do next. So was thinking you could buy me an Ohio Class nuclear powered submarine so I can cruise around under the ocean.
In return I will guarantee election as the head of state of any nation you choose.
Let me know as soon as possible.
Cheers
S Bannon (Soon to be Captain of the USS Bannonator)