Another Amazing Discovery Barry!

I have found the lost pyramids of Egypt (or perhaps even Atlantis?) disguised as a small takeaway shop in the city of Blackburn in the wilds of Northern England.

I think this is one of the major finds of the last thousand years and could change all we know about human history (and takeways)

I apologise for the quality of the picture.

I took it with my psychic mind camera (I invented it myself). Blackburn is quite far away from me so the image is a bit fuzzy unlike yesterdays of the lost continent of Atlantis, which is far closer to my home.

There could be untold treasure of gold and jewels inside so all i ask is the return train fare from Leicester to Blackburn and i’ll cut you in for a 40% share. Of course, all media rights belong to me.

What say you Barry? History is within our grasp.

Yours

Colonel Nigel Paperclip Bsc (Hons)