Hi Barry,

As you may have noticed there is a lot of anger in the world these days. Many folks are worried about all the tension and outrage that is floating on the air.

I am not.

In fact I am very excited. Why you ask?

 Because I have after many years of intense research discovered the secret to harvesting  and converting atmospheric human emotion to electricity.

I can’t give away any secrets but basically I place my angry antenna somewhere high and it picks up all the bad vibes floating across the atmosphere.  It then runs from there to a set of re-chargable lithium batteries where it is stored till needed.

The angrier people are the quicker the quicker the batteries fill up.

Think of it, everytime you have a shouting match with a loved one, or a social media battle my angry antenna will pick it up and generate power. It could change the world.

Angry at Donald Trump? You’ve just helped a hospital run its lights for a week.  Angry at Hilary Clinton? Your rage has helped power a water well in the Sudan. Stubbed your toe? An cat orphanage in Argentina X Ray machine will work.

So what do i want from you? My invention works but I now need funds to buy Nikolai Tesla’s old lab at Wardencliffe, New York.

Here I will erect a three thousand foot tall tower to harvest the pissed off energy of New York City.

But the area it can pick up may even reach to Quebec — think of all the anger flowing from French Canadians made to speak English)

I think it’s only fitting that i should unveil to the world my discovery at such a hallowed place in suppressed innovation. And once they see it soon Angry Towers will be all over the world

I won’t lie, it will be expensive, 40 million dollars but it’s a small price to pay to change the world.

I know you will do what is right,

Best,

Montrose Patrick Ellen

Hello Friends,

I can’t tell you where I am right now but let’s just say, I’m about to embark on an out of this world trip of a lifetime!

Anyways I’ve had many, many emails asking me if I would put all ten of the incredible books of The Barry Chronicles into easy to buy collection.

So I have. And called it, rather imaginatively, ‘The Collection’

Now you can read all about my amazing adventures battling the evil illuminati alongside my companions Chris The Atlantean Dolphin and Joe the Robot Assassin.

I won’t spoil anyone who hasn’t had the good fortune to read it, but in one incident in this incident packed book of incidents, I get to fulfil the dreams of millions by killing Hitler.

I’ve made ‘The Collection’ available to download from the Amazon Kindle Store for only 1USD and in the next week or so will be, for a limited time only, giving it away for FREE!

Click HERE to get the book that I guarantee will change your life in some shape or form FOREVER

Cheers

Barry

Hello,

I must be quick!

I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’

I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.

In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati

Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store

one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.

Must go now, danger is everywhere.

Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’

Barry

Barry,

Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.

Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history

But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic. 

Have a look, study it and get back to us.

You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity. 

Yours

The Illuminati

Hello my friends!

Book Two of the Barry Chronicles, 'Nest of the illuminati' is now available for FREE from the Amazon Kindle store!

It will cost you NOTHING to download  from Feb 13th 2018 to Feb 17th 2018 

Click HERE to download

Hurry while stocks last.

Over & Out

Barry Derbyshire