Evening Barry, You will know exactly who I am but you can call me JB. I am a football legend currently playing for a top top team in the PL! I'm probably the greatest player to ever live. And yet people don't appreciate my skills and dedication! People just don't know class when they see it. My record speaks for itself, I've played for the biggest clubs in Europe and represented my country one time. I'm better than "Golden Balls" any day. But I am constantly hated wherever I go! I just can't understand it Barry. I get the feeling people will be glad to see me move on. Drop us a few million and I'll be on a plane out of here for sure. Come on big man this is doing my head in. Much love Joey B.

Hi Barry - this is along shot and I'm not sure if you even like football but Arsene Wenger must go. If you could buy Arsenal Football club you could simultaneously lose a lot of your cash and replace the manager with someone who knows what they are doing maybe - Tony Pulis or Big Sam would be better.

Cheers Piers