Calling all agents of the Illuminati, assassins, mercenaries, bounty hunters and proprietors of PayPoint outlets - we have a CCTV image of Mr Barry Derbyshire taken this morning at a SPAR convenience store on the Croydon Road. We know it is him. Find him. Kill him. Then bring him to us so we can hang him on the wall of the office. You can keep Chris and eat him.
All the best
Hurry While Stocks Last!!!!!
A Quick reminder while I take a breather from dodging my illuminati pursuers to LET you know
that Book Three of The Barry Chronicles. 'Attack of The Future' is available FREE from today Feb 29th Through to Feb 24th 2018
GET IT HERE
Hurry, who knows when the powers that be will suppress the life changing knowledge of this book which critics are calling ‘The Most important Ever Written’
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New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today
I must be quick!
I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’
I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.
In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati
Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store
one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.
Must go now, danger is everywhere.
Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’
Maybe this will get through even your boneheaded skull Barry
Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.
Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history
But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic.
Have a look, study it and get back to us.
You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity.
Further Instalment in the Most Important Book Series Ever Written.
Hello again my friends,
Events have been crazier than usual this week.
Chris, my talking dolphin companion from Atlantis and I are being relentlessly pursued by the forces of the iLLUMINATI and have been close to death on many, many occasions.
But I’ve found the time to update my adventures, The Barry Chronicles, with the next instalment, 'NEST OF THE iLLUMINATi'
AND from Feb 13th to Feb 17th it will be free to download to your device from the Amazon Kindle Store HERE
Hurry, download, read it TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
The secret powers that run the world MUST be exposed!! Don’t let them run this PLANET for their own evil ends. RESIST!!
These may be the MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
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