Further Instalment in the Most Important Book Series Ever Written.
Hello again my friends,
Events have been crazier than usual this week.
Chris, my talking dolphin companion from Atlantis and I are being relentlessly pursued by the forces of the iLLUMINATI and have been close to death on many, many occasions.
But I’ve found the time to update my adventures, The Barry Chronicles, with the next instalment, 'NEST OF THE iLLUMINATi'
AND from Feb 13th to Feb 17th it will be free to download to your device from the Amazon Kindle Store HERE
Hurry, download, read it TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
The secret powers that run the world MUST be exposed!! Don’t let them run this PLANET for their own evil ends. RESIST!!
These may be the MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
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For 5 Days Only 'The Dolphin Death Room: Chapter One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE on Amazon
I have to be quick, the eyes of the Illuminated Ones are everywhere!
From today February 6th 2018 the first book in my series of INCREDIBLE revelations that REVEAL THE TRUTH about MY MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE world, 'The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE from Amazon's Kindle Store.
It's only for 5 Days so HURRY and help me spread THE TRUTH about what has happened to me! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
Critics are saying it 'Might Be The Most Important Book Ever Written™
Get your FREE copy of The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' HERE
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We Still Have Him
We have him. We have Barry. Thanks to our friends in law enforcement, who we own, we have him. We knew Barry wouldn't be able to resist using Alexa at some point to turn off his lights. Once his voice was isolated and triggered our systems we just had to get the NSA to pinpoint the location. HaHahhahhahha!.
Mr Derbyshire is now being held in one of our FUN HOUSE dark sites undergoing interrogation and reprogramming. HaHahhahhahha!
Ratio Imperium Quod Es
Fish mammals want a word
Come back To Us Barry. Come Back To Us Barry.
Put Your Cares Down
And Come Back To Us Barry.
I have discovered what thousands have failed to find
Hope you are keeping safe while on the run from the Illuminati.
I am writing to you to ask your help, but I think what i am proposing will help you also.
As you know the Illuminati started millions of years ago on the lost continent of Atlantis. Their power still derives from the powerful energy crystals they they brought with them from that mysterious land.
It is said if you possess one these Atlantean crystals no illuminati can harm you.
But I’m sure you must know all this being an educated man of taste and sophistication who has travelled this world and beyond.
I can now tell you that I have discovered the location of the lost continent of Atlantis.
Yes, you read that right. I have found Atlantis. An achievement that explorers, adventurers and at least 54 Discovery Channel prime time series' have failed to achieve.
And the best thing? It's not under miles of oceanic water or below billions of tons of rock. No, the mysterious land that has held man in its spell for aeons is hiding in plain site as the Atlantis Fish Bar, Uppingham Rd, Leicester, England. The brazenness of it all!
My plan is this, infiltrate Atlantis, liberate the energy crystals and get one to you so the Illuminati will be off your back. I would of course keep all media rights.
It's not going to be easy as well you know these Atlantean Illuminati types play for keeps. The danger will be intense.
I need £2.50 so I can enter the continent for the lunchtime Fishcake & Chips special. I’d go later but my bus home stops running at 5PM and I think it doesn’t open till 5.30 at night.
Send the money as soon as possible and let me help end your life on the run.
Dr Nigel Paperclip Ba (Hons)