Maybe this will get through even your boneheaded skull Barry
Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.
Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history
But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic.
Have a look, study it and get back to us.
You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity.
Further Instalment in the Most Important Book Series Ever Written.
Hello again my friends,
Events have been crazier than usual this week.
Chris, my talking dolphin companion from Atlantis and I are being relentlessly pursued by the forces of the iLLUMINATI and have been close to death on many, many occasions.
But I’ve found the time to update my adventures, The Barry Chronicles, with the next instalment, 'NEST OF THE iLLUMINATi'
AND from Feb 13th to Feb 17th it will be free to download to your device from the Amazon Kindle Store HERE
Hurry, download, read it TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
The secret powers that run the world MUST be exposed!! Don’t let them run this PLANET for their own evil ends. RESIST!!
These may be the MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
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For 5 Days Only 'The Dolphin Death Room: Chapter One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE on Amazon
I have to be quick, the eyes of the Illuminated Ones are everywhere!
From today February 6th 2018 the first book in my series of INCREDIBLE revelations that REVEAL THE TRUTH about MY MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE world, 'The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE from Amazon's Kindle Store.
It's only for 5 Days so HURRY and help me spread THE TRUTH about what has happened to me! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
Critics are saying it 'Might Be The Most Important Book Ever Written™
Get your FREE copy of The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' HERE
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We Still Have Him
We have him. We have Barry. Thanks to our friends in law enforcement, who we own, we have him. We knew Barry wouldn't be able to resist using Alexa at some point to turn off his lights. Once his voice was isolated and triggered our systems we just had to get the NSA to pinpoint the location. HaHahhahhahha!.
Mr Derbyshire is now being held in one of our FUN HOUSE dark sites undergoing interrogation and reprogramming. HaHahhahhahha!
Ratio Imperium Quod Es
Fish mammals want a word
Come back To Us Barry. Come Back To Us Barry.
Put Your Cares Down
And Come Back To Us Barry.