My name is Thorn. I'm the cop that proved that Soylent Green is made out of people. I'm also a big fan of your books but the recent instalment regarding your time travelling abilities made me question your authenticity. I felt embarrassed that I had mentioned your work to friends and even recommended one of your books to my book club. We meet on the 2nd Tuesday of every month, and I have been dreading turning up on the 10th because I am certain I will face ridicule.
In my desperation to prove that you and Chris are real and that you really can travel back in time and hang out with Hitler, I have watched every documentary ever made about the evil Nazi tyrant frame by freakin' frame using the pause button on my Tivo remote and thank God I finally found you!
Here is a screenshot from 'Hitler: The Architect of Doom' that first aired on The History Channel in 1997. It famously shows Hitler in a crowd in front of the Munich Feldherrenhalle waving his hat to cheer the outbreak of the Great War. What most historians have failed to notice is the man in the white hat with a dolphin attached to his back. But there you are Barry. You and Chris as clear as day. Proof not only that you and Chris exist but also that time travel is very fucking real.
Can't wait for Tuesday now.
All the best
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PS Dear illuminati that wasn't me on the Croydon Rd but an actor and a dolphin from the London Aquarium Chris and I paid to impersonate us. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Calling all agents of the Illuminati, assassins, mercenaries, bounty hunters and proprietors of PayPoint outlets - we have a CCTV image of Mr Barry Derbyshire taken this morning at a SPAR convenience store on the Croydon Road. We know it is him. Find him. Kill him. Then bring him to us so we can hang him on the wall of the office. You can keep Chris and eat him.
All the best
Hurry While Stocks Last!!!!!
A Quick reminder while I take a breather from dodging my illuminati pursuers to LET you know
that Book Three of The Barry Chronicles. 'Attack of The Future' is available FREE from today Feb 29th Through to Feb 24th 2018
GET IT HERE
Hurry, who knows when the powers that be will suppress the life changing knowledge of this book which critics are calling ‘The Most important Ever Written’
Over and Out
New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today
I must be quick!
I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’
I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.
In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati
Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store
one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.
Must go now, danger is everywhere.
Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’