Dear barry -

it is a while since you last sent me money but alas I require your services again.

The last time you sent me $£10000 to sort out my gambling debts which was much appreciated but as I arrived at the bookies to pay, my phone rang and it was my mate Rich Dave with a dead cert tip for the 2-30.

As it was nearly 2-30 I didn't have much time and Rich Dave is called Rich Dave for a reason - so I put the whole damn lot on. Well not all of it as I'd been in the boozer for 3 days.

Anyway, my thinking was that when the nag came in I'd be able to pay everything off and have a bit left for meself like.

I now owe £15000 and Rich Dave wants it immediately.

He has already broken my fingers so excuse and spelin miustkes as IU am typping wuthjh my nose whilsst drrunk]

Can you help?

Cheers Barry

[I am also a Barry]