New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today
I must be quick!
I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’
I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.
In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati
Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store
one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.
Must go now, danger is everywhere.
Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’
Maybe this will get through even your boneheaded skull Barry
Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.
Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history
But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic.
Have a look, study it and get back to us.
You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity.
Further Instalment in the Most Important Book Series Ever Written.
Hello again my friends,
Events have been crazier than usual this week.
Chris, my talking dolphin companion from Atlantis and I are being relentlessly pursued by the forces of the iLLUMINATI and have been close to death on many, many occasions.
But I’ve found the time to update my adventures, The Barry Chronicles, with the next instalment, 'NEST OF THE iLLUMINATi'
AND from Feb 13th to Feb 17th it will be free to download to your device from the Amazon Kindle Store HERE
Hurry, download, read it TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
The secret powers that run the world MUST be exposed!! Don’t let them run this PLANET for their own evil ends. RESIST!!
These may be the MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
Over & Out
Pharaohs treasures in pizza shop
Another Amazing Discovery Barry!
I have found the lost pyramids of Egypt (or perhaps even Atlantis?) disguised as a small takeaway shop in the city of Blackburn in the wilds of Northern England.
I think this is one of the major finds of the last thousand years and could change all we know about human history (and takeways)
I apologise for the quality of the picture.
I took it with my psychic mind camera (I invented it myself). Blackburn is quite far away from me so the image is a bit fuzzy unlike yesterdays of the lost continent of Atlantis, which is far closer to my home.
There could be untold treasure of gold and jewels inside so all i ask is the return train fare from Leicester to Blackburn and i’ll cut you in for a 40% share. Of course, all media rights belong to me.
What say you Barry? History is within our grasp.
Colonel Nigel Paperclip Bsc (Hons)
I have discovered what thousands have failed to find
Hope you are keeping safe while on the run from the Illuminati.
I am writing to you to ask your help, but I think what i am proposing will help you also.
As you know the Illuminati started millions of years ago on the lost continent of Atlantis. Their power still derives from the powerful energy crystals they they brought with them from that mysterious land.
It is said if you possess one these Atlantean crystals no illuminati can harm you.
But I’m sure you must know all this being an educated man of taste and sophistication who has travelled this world and beyond.
I can now tell you that I have discovered the location of the lost continent of Atlantis.
Yes, you read that right. I have found Atlantis. An achievement that explorers, adventurers and at least 54 Discovery Channel prime time series' have failed to achieve.
And the best thing? It's not under miles of oceanic water or below billions of tons of rock. No, the mysterious land that has held man in its spell for aeons is hiding in plain site as the Atlantis Fish Bar, Uppingham Rd, Leicester, England. The brazenness of it all!
My plan is this, infiltrate Atlantis, liberate the energy crystals and get one to you so the Illuminati will be off your back. I would of course keep all media rights.
It's not going to be easy as well you know these Atlantean Illuminati types play for keeps. The danger will be intense.
I need £2.50 so I can enter the continent for the lunchtime Fishcake & Chips special. I’d go later but my bus home stops running at 5PM and I think it doesn’t open till 5.30 at night.
Send the money as soon as possible and let me help end your life on the run.
Dr Nigel Paperclip Ba (Hons)