New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today
I must be quick!
I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’
I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.
In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati
Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store
one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.
Must go now, danger is everywhere.
Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’
I have discovered what thousands have failed to find
Hope you are keeping safe while on the run from the Illuminati.
I am writing to you to ask your help, but I think what i am proposing will help you also.
As you know the Illuminati started millions of years ago on the lost continent of Atlantis. Their power still derives from the powerful energy crystals they they brought with them from that mysterious land.
It is said if you possess one these Atlantean crystals no illuminati can harm you.
But I’m sure you must know all this being an educated man of taste and sophistication who has travelled this world and beyond.
I can now tell you that I have discovered the location of the lost continent of Atlantis.
Yes, you read that right. I have found Atlantis. An achievement that explorers, adventurers and at least 54 Discovery Channel prime time series' have failed to achieve.
And the best thing? It's not under miles of oceanic water or below billions of tons of rock. No, the mysterious land that has held man in its spell for aeons is hiding in plain site as the Atlantis Fish Bar, Uppingham Rd, Leicester, England. The brazenness of it all!
My plan is this, infiltrate Atlantis, liberate the energy crystals and get one to you so the Illuminati will be off your back. I would of course keep all media rights.
It's not going to be easy as well you know these Atlantean Illuminati types play for keeps. The danger will be intense.
I need £2.50 so I can enter the continent for the lunchtime Fishcake & Chips special. I’d go later but my bus home stops running at 5PM and I think it doesn’t open till 5.30 at night.
Send the money as soon as possible and let me help end your life on the run.
Dr Nigel Paperclip Ba (Hons)