WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???!!!

Please please help

Dear Barry

I am at the end of my tether, something terrible has happened and I need your help.

The other day a delivery man accidently dropped off a neighbors package at my door.

I’m ashamed to admit this but I opened the package and found a mysterious glass fronted black box inside. It had a plug, so I plugged it in the corner and then all hell broke loose.

A strange man appeared in the box and started talking really, really, really fast.

I nearly shat meself and ran upstairs and hid in a wardrobe. I haven’t been down there since except to take a picture of what I believe is a psychic invasion like that one through the fridge in Ghostbusters.

Have a look at it and see what you think? Frightening isn’t to think such a creature is loose in our world?

If you could send me some money or even better hire an army of psychic investigators to come round my house we can stop what could be the end of our world.

Yours trembling like a leaf being shook in a washing machine in a richter scale 6 earthquake in a country being wobbled by a giant with hands as big as the earth

Wade

PS We should check out my neighbor-he is probably an inter-dimensional demon

 

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