VERY IMPORTANT PHOTOGRAPHY
I wrote to you recently about my sighting of Stalin on the moon.
You chose to ignore my warnings and now the situation is even worse.
last night I was staring at the moon and i saw this painted on it. i'm sure you know who it is but in case living in your billionaire bubble has isolated you from history i will tell you who it is. ADOLF HITLER!!!!!
I'm not sure who grafittied the image of the architect of Blitzkrieg and the Korean War-aliens? Space Nazis from the future? Banksy with a special laser etcher?
But to have this monstrous image painted on the moon two days after Stalin's appearance is disturbing to say the least.
This is your last chance to help me with some new photo gear or I will be passing my findings on to NASA.
Good day (OR IS IT???!!!)