LOSING MY RELIGION
I lead a cult down here in South America and lately my devotees have been slipping quietly away from the compound at night and disappearing into the jungle.
So, I’m asking you to send money so that I can electrify the fence around our camp to prevent any more desertions.
It shouldn’t take more than a couple of hundred dollars which for a man of your resources is nothing.
Yours in salutations
Sun Fuhrer Max