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Make My Fridge Frigid Again

Make My Fridge Frigid Again

Dear Barry mate,

I need to ask a favour. A small one, not much cash involved. 

My wife has left me because of our new fridge freezer. It’s one of those so called ‘smart’ ones and she came home to find me wanking off in front of it. Myself, I can’t see the problem—i crack one out in front of all my other internet connected devices so why should this be any different? 

Who cares if it hasn't got a screen and I can't even see porn. It's connected to the internet so that's what it's for right?

But she won’t come back till i buy a new old fashioned fridge (if that makes any sense) and get rid of the old one.

Now I can afford to get a hotpoint from argos but am struggling with the ten quid disposal fee. So if you  give us a tenner it would sort this mess out. I think it will be cheaper than a divorce.



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Comments (2)

  • barrysmillions


    • 28 March 2017 at 09:41
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    Good grief Dave - I'll send you the cash but I think you need to be chemically castrated or something and get on with your life. I'll add in the extra for the operation - glad I could help.

    All the best



  • Brian Warren

    Brian Warren

    • 28 October 2017 at 19:57
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    This is quite frankly the most funniest thing I've ever read. Thank you for this amazing laugh haha. When I clicked on this I was expecting to see something similar to the problem I have. Yet, I see someone claiming to jerk their chicken to a "smart fridge." Lol. Man, thank you for this laugh. While I try to figure out how to get to India and marry my fiance.


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