My cat, a 7 year old ginger tom named Horatio, told me last night that he had discovered the secret to cold fusion.
He was a bit vague about the details but began singing ‘Cocacabana’ by Barry Manilow and attempted to type in this website’s address on my iphone.
As you no doubt are aware the iphone’s screen isn’t very receptive to cat paws, so I need you to send funds for a laptop so he can begin his work.
I have included a drawing I made of the incident so you know that it is true. (he has big paws and is quite muscular so perhaps one of those rugged Panasonic laptops would be best)