surgery for Gary
I am in need of some money to help cheer up my dog - Gary Neville, I know it is a funny name for a dog but I am an avid Man U fan.
Gary has not been himself for a number of weeks. I have tried everything to cheer him up, including buying him new clothes and shoes, taking him to expensive restaurants and I have even bought him a Nintendo Wii. Nothing seems to work.
He is really down and I'm at my wits end.
I am thinking that plastic surgery might be the only answer.
I often hear people saying " Ugly dog" and "Ugly fat bitch" when I go to the shops. I think Gary has overheard these comments because dogs have very, very good hearing.
I am fat and ugly myself and so I know how these kind of comments hurt. I was thinking that I could get a plastic surgeon to make him look like the real Gary Neville and then the comments wouldn't be so bad.
Please send €15000 so I can get him fixed up.
If you can't send it let me know and I'll have him killed and get a cat instead.
AALTJE, LEIDEN, NETHERLANDS