: Begs

Post your begs for Barry's consideration - begging form


THE SOUTH WILL RIISE AGAIN

Old Times Are Not Forgotten

Dear Barry Could you front me a couple of million to help the South secede from those Northern opressors. This time I promise we’ll get her done right!

Look Away Dixieland!

TECHNICALLY THIS IS NOT A BEG

Man of God

I am an ordained minister and am involved in a movie project, our project will affect the lives of millions of people in a positive way, mabey even yours, if you are interested let me know. We need a large sum of money, at your discretion of course, let me know.

WHO CAN I TRUST WHEN I’M REACHING OUT FOR HELP?

How do I regain my self-respect – my pride?

I AM LOST WITHOUT ANY DIRECTION IN LIFE AND I NEVER WANT TO RELY ON A MAN TO KEEP ME SAFE I AM UNABLE TO TRUST FOR NOW ANOTHER MAN I LET A MAN TAKE EVERYTHING WITHIN ME LEFT ME WITH A EMPTY SOUL I AM REGAINING IT SLOWLY BUT NOW I NEED HELP TO GET MY OWN HOUSE WERE I CAN CALL I MY HOME NO ONE ELSES. MY EX KICKED ME OUT AND CHANGED THE LOCKS ON THE DOORS SO I WAS UNABLE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE IT TOOK OVER A MONTH TO GET MY THINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE BUT FINALLY DID BUT I AM STAYING WITH MY SISTER AND HER COMMON LAW BUT HE IS CONTROLING AND SOMEWHAT ABUSIVE MAYBE IT IS JUST ME BUT DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE OR SAFE HERE MOST OF THE TIME I AM IN THE BASEMENT ONLY GO UP FOR SOMETHING TO EAT AND GO TO THE WASHROOM. I AM GOING TO COPY AND PASTE FROM MY DIARY.
 

CREDIT CRUNCH PAIN PLIGHT

Give me the cash

Hey Barry, I read your reply to one of the beggars below about credit cards and how you hate them. I think you'll sympathise with my plight. i owe over 40,000 pounds on 6 credit cards. i can't make the minimum payments and the stress is beginning to make me ill. Could you please send me the 40K and i will send you my cut up cards as proof that i've stopped my spending. It's not as if i've anything to show for it-i've pissed it all up the wall trying to impress girls, i now realise are out of my league. Thanks jason