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LETS MAKE IT WORK, BARRY

guaranteed money making machine uses no power and works anywhere

Dear Mister Barry

I am not here to beg. I have a business proposition that will shake the earth and its ruling elite. It is guaranteed money making machine that will alter the world. WE need to act now as the American military machine is finalising the development of robot cannon fodder and war is assured. I should know as I was in the British Army and have seen prototypes on the battlefield. The reason being I lost part of my head and both ears in Kosovo and I was carried to safety by an undocumented MedicDrone.

Like I said, I am not here to beg I do that in the real world outside Gateshead Metro station with no luck and lots of abuse. Where will your internet and web + email be once war starts?. Even banking sites and sites that are no good will not function as expected.

Yes. I have developed a standalone web alternative that can exist outside war. The internet was originally developed by unnamed American Army personnel in 1953. A way of keeping in touch with childhood sweethearts and for the grooming of new ones. In wave after wave of nuclear attack you would know if your wife or baby was burnt to cinders and you use that bloodlust for new ideas and tricks for future battles. Like Japs in WW2 everything burns even handheld web devices like blackberry. I’ve not tested the iPhone but I suspect these are useless in armageddon.

So what now. Even in underdeveloped war torn regions like the borderless counties of Pakistan where web and email is under used. Without war my system is even useful to these people to get online with ebay, amazon and such like. My web uses NO power, NO Cables, NO elect-robes, No brain chips. I use a system of wheels and pulleys, cogs and clock parts help but wood is no good as it burns too easily. The power is clockwork so as long as the user has hands email can be retrieved successfully. If your hands are blown then a bicycle power and other accessories are available for a bit extra even a leather case.

I can’t reveal exact details as copyists and plagers are everywhere but sand is a main requirement and can be found in borderless regions. I can’t afford world wide patent. My prototype unit was stolen by hired thugs dressed like children right from outside the Metro. SO WE must act now. Before Microsoft or sum such place gets into it’s hands!

I need £2458 and a watch of good make like Rolex to resupply and get warm. A new testing facility is awaiting in Australia with plenty of sand and testing subjects. Once there I will build a new prototype so we are ready. When it starts there will only me and you, Barry and a few hundred Aborigines with web access + email and banking. We will have all the power and money we need.New protocols will need to be written and an algorithm for search and other functions, but that’s it we’re in business!

I look forward to hearing from you and working with you in the future. If you can’t send the money yet just send the watch so I can get started.

Gary

THE SOUTH WILL RIISE AGAIN

Old Times Are Not Forgotten

Dear Barry Could you front me a couple of million to help the South secede from those Northern opressors. This time I promise we’ll get her done right!

Look Away Dixieland!

TECHNICALLY THIS IS NOT A BEG

Man of God

I am an ordained minister and am involved in a movie project, our project will affect the lives of millions of people in a positive way, mabey even yours, if you are interested let me know. We need a large sum of money, at your discretion of course, let me know.

WHO CAN I TRUST WHEN I’M REACHING OUT FOR HELP?

How do I regain my self-respect – my pride?

I AM LOST WITHOUT ANY DIRECTION IN LIFE AND I NEVER WANT TO RELY ON A MAN TO KEEP ME SAFE I AM UNABLE TO TRUST FOR NOW ANOTHER MAN I LET A MAN TAKE EVERYTHING WITHIN ME LEFT ME WITH A EMPTY SOUL I AM REGAINING IT SLOWLY BUT NOW I NEED HELP TO GET MY OWN HOUSE WERE I CAN CALL I MY HOME NO ONE ELSES. MY EX KICKED ME OUT AND CHANGED THE LOCKS ON THE DOORS SO I WAS UNABLE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE IT TOOK OVER A MONTH TO GET MY THINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE BUT FINALLY DID BUT I AM STAYING WITH MY SISTER AND HER COMMON LAW BUT HE IS CONTROLING AND SOMEWHAT ABUSIVE MAYBE IT IS JUST ME BUT DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE OR SAFE HERE MOST OF THE TIME I AM IN THE BASEMENT ONLY GO UP FOR SOMETHING TO EAT AND GO TO THE WASHROOM. I AM GOING TO COPY AND PASTE FROM MY DIARY.