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THAI FAGS

smoking pains

THAI FAGS

Dear Mr Barry I got some fags from Thailand but they have horrible pictures of people with massive cheek tumours. I can barely look at them. I can't afford UK smokes as they are very dear. Can you send me some cash for fags without horror show medical photo pain on them? Cheers Malcolm

CAT GENIUS

Help

CAT GENIUS

Dear Barry,

My cat, a 7 year old ginger tom named Horatio, told me last night that he had discovered the secret to cold fusion.

He was a bit vague about the details but began singing ‘Cocacabana’ by Barry Manilow and attempted to type in this website’s address on my iphone.

As you no doubt are aware the iphone’s screen isn’t very receptive to cat paws, so I need you to send funds for a laptop so he can begin his work.

I have included a drawing I made of the incident so you know that it is true. (he has big paws and is quite muscular so perhaps one of those rugged Panasonic laptops would be best)

Thanks Brandon

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

I REALLY NEED HELP!!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

Dear Barry,

I have a 1997 Land Rover Discovery that just broke down and no longer works and cost way too much money to fix.

I am now forced to fight the elements like this morning in the ice cold wind by riding my bike to work. To make matters worse awhile back I was hit by a car while riding my bike and the front wheel of my bike got bent so now I have to pedal a little harder than usual.

All I'm asking for is $2993.00 to purchase a 1995 Acura Legend so I no longer have to ride my broken bike and fight the Las Vegas Nevada desert elements.

Can you please help me Barry?

Cynthia

I'M SICK OF BEING STRANDED!!

My name is Michelle

I'M SICK OF BEING STRANDED!!

I'm 25 years old,single exotic dancer and recently had to sell my truck, to pay for a cast for my dog's leg.

I have been losing income as a direct result of the BP gulf coast oil spill.BP denied my claim.

Since the oil spill it has gotten worse and worse.Now I can barely pay my bills.So there is no hope for me to get a decent vehicle or even a down payment for a half way decent vehicle.

Please if you are real give me some money to get a car. P.S.If you are real and want to help people. I also have plans for my own business,so I wouldn't have to dance anymore.

Please help me.

Michelle

 

WHEN I CHANGE DONT TELL ME

desire is not an occupation

wow this is all so stimulating! im reading how people interperate each other in this web site. some one types... then someone else reads and comes to the conclusion that from this post i know everyhting about people and how they tick. which not only gives me the authority to tell them what is right and wrong with them but to go as far as to speculate how they went wrong and what to do next. and on the other hand some people spend to much time defending them selves and not enough attacking the world.. but i also speculate what i know. most modern knowlege is taught to us through means of learning information and relating it with the world around us. wich i think draws speculation to how opinions tamper facts. for example the most of us would think on a moral level that murder is wrong. right, i do. but if the majority of people are killers. does that mean its right. idk most moral assumptions in the world has become a majority rule! i just think that instead of bitching at each other we should bitch about something that matters. because we can throw rocks and dirt at each other forever and all that will be left is those rocks and dirt................