For 5 Days Only 'The Dolphin Death Room: Chapter One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE on Amazon
I have to be quick, the eyes of the Illuminated Ones are everywhere!
From today February 6th 2018 the first book in my series of INCREDIBLE revelations that REVEAL THE TRUTH about MY MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE world, 'The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE from Amazon's Kindle Store.
It's only for 5 Days so HURRY and help me spread THE TRUTH about what has happened to me! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
Critics are saying it 'Might Be The Most Important Book Ever Written™
Get your FREE copy of The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' HERE
Over & Out
Hello faithful readers,
I’m still on the run from the Illuminati with Chris, my trusty dolphin companion sewn into my back. He says hello.
I’m posting from a secret location next door to Alex Jones’ Infowars studio in Austin, Texas. My predicament is so dangerous at the moment that I don’t know whether I’ll live through the next 5 minutes. Nevermind if this website will be here tomorrow. Dark forces have taken it down twice already.
To safeguard all the secret knowledge I am discovering (the revelations will blow your mind) on my adventures with Chris The Dolphin, I’ve decided to publish a weekly ebook and distributed it through Amazon.
This way millions of people will be able to download the book and a new age of freedom will dawn for mankind.
The first episode is called ‘The Dolphin Death Room’ and is part one of ‘The Barry Chronicles’ Get it here
Each week, if I haven't been erased from history, I will update with another instalment
Truth should always be free so from 00.00 GMT Tuesday 5th Feb 2018 to Saturday 10th Feb 2018 'The Dolphin Death Room' will be FREE to download and then priced at $0.99 (the cheapest Amazon will allow)
You can read it on your tablet, mobile phone, computer or any device that has the Kindle App. Click on the book title above to go directly to the Kindle store HERE
I’ve got to go now. Chris, my dolphin companion, is saying that there is a Flying Illuminati pyramid in the area and it has detected our transmission.
Over & Out
I wake with a start. My head throbbing. Opening one eye slowly I realise I am lying face down in a pool of blood. I try to push myself up off the floor, but it feels like there is a dead weight on my shoulders. Raising my head as much as I can I blink my other eye open. Where am I? Who am I? Why have I got a dolphin……aaaghhhh! Now I am up. Punching and slapping the dolphin that appears to have been sewn onto my back. In a desperate attempt to remove the stinking aquatic mammal I spin around furiously tripping over a dead scientist and crashing into an operating table. “Barry! Barry! Fucking stop it or you’ll kill us both”
I must be hallucinating - the dolphin is talking to me. I stop dead still and close my eyes. I have some experience with drugs having once shared a rolled up cannabis joint with my roommate at MIT. I hated it but I learned that if you concentrated very very hard, you could turn off drugs like a light switch. I close my eyes and think of nice things like tea at Claridges and getting a back rub from my best friend and butler, Ivan. My reverie is broken by the dolphin whispering in my ear “wake up Barry we’ve got to go - they’re coming - move it move it."
I open my eyes and only now see the full horror of my surroundings. I'm in some kind of underground cave that has been turned into part science lab, part operating theatre, part sea world adventure playground. I’m tempted to have a quick go on the seahorse themed bouncy castle but survival instinct takes over, and I race for the door. Flinging it open reveals we’re actually inside an industrial warehouse. We rush to the next door and we are inside a giant aircraft hanger. Fuck me - this has to be the work of Those That Control Us. I head to the next door knowing full well what to expect - yes through this door, and we’re inside a cave. You’ve got to admire the Illuminati in a way. Classic. But wait what’s this? A chink of light in the cave wall! I run over to it and dive through head first. The dolphin screams, but we’re through - it’s just a curtain painstakingly embroidered to look like a cave.
"My name's Chris by the way," says my new dolphin appendage "run Barry run"
We Still Have Him
We have him. We have Barry. Thanks to our friends in law enforcement, who we own, we have him. We knew Barry wouldn't be able to resist using Alexa at some point to turn off his lights. Once his voice was isolated and triggered our systems we just had to get the NSA to pinpoint the location. HaHahhahhahha!.
Mr Derbyshire is now being held in one of our FUN HOUSE dark sites undergoing interrogation and reprogramming. HaHahhahhahha!
Ratio Imperium Quod Es
Tax Avoidance and Bono Tricks
Dear Mr Derbyshire
I work for The Guardian newspaper in London, and I am currently investigating the Paradise Papers. I would be grateful if you could call me to arrange an interview as I have some serious questions for you.
Your name has turned up 18000 times in connection with what can only be described as an unbelievable number of offshore companies and other tax avoidance schemes. Strange - as I can see from your website that you claim you are trying to get rid of your money rather than hoard it away.
Your name turns up over and over and again, and when I call anybody in regards to my research, I keep getting referred to you. In fact, when I contacted Buckingham Palace regarding the Queen’s investments from her private estate Her Majesty called me herself and said ‘Speak to Bazzer D’. On my way home later the same day, a car with blacked out windows tried to run me over.
I’m also puzzled by the purchase of 12 F-35 Lightning II fighter jets that were bought from Lewis Hamilton in July last year. The £13million retainer you appear to pay Bono every year to perform close up magic tricks has also raised a few eyebrows. These queries are the tip of the iceberg.
I am looking forward to hearing from you Bazzer D
Just call the Guradian Newspaper in London or pop in for a coffee if you are passing.