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Attack of The Future Book Released!

New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today

Attack of The Future Book Released!

Hello,

I must be quick!

I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’

I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.

In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati

Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store

one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.

Must go now, danger is everywhere.

Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’

Barry

An Easy to Understand Warning

Maybe this will get through even your boneheaded skull Barry

An Easy to Understand Warning

Barry,

Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.

Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history

But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic. 

Have a look, study it and get back to us.

You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity. 

Yours

The Illuminati

Is Chris Who You Think He Is or Is He One of Us?

Or is He a Double Agent or maybe even a False Flag Interrogation Dolphin?

Illuminati CIA Dolphin Interrogation Graft

Dear Barry

Hope this finds you well.

You may think that you can escape the Illuminati with the help of Chris but can you trust him? Have you ever wondered why we attached a dolphin to your back using a very complicated and expensive surgical procedure? It's not an operation that you can have done by your pathetic NHS! Even if you could then the waiting lists for full body dolphin grafts would probably be ridiculous.

The truth is that Chris may or may not work for us, but you'll never be sure. If you don't believe us then google 'CIA/Illuminati dolphin brainwashing and interrogation techniques', and you'll find that we have used aquatic creatures to get into the minds of our victims for thousands of years. HaaHHaaa! In fact, the first recorded use of a false flag dolphin graft was when Marcus Crassus used one on Spartacus, and we all know what happened to him. If you don't then the movie version is on Netflix - it's historically incorrect but you'll get the gist.

Give it up Barry - turn yourself in and don't listen to Chris and his double/triple bluff about us using both of you to help us/them or you find the lost continent of Atlantis. We/you or all of us might not even be interested.

See you soon

Those That Control You