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Hi Barry,

I lead a cult down here in South America and lately my devotees have been slipping quietly away from the compound at night and disappearing into the jungle.

So, I’m asking you to send money so that I can electrify the fence around our camp to prevent any more desertions.

It shouldn’t take more than a couple of hundred dollars which for a man of your resources is nothing.

Yours in salutations

Sun Fuhrer Max


my gas one has gone

Hello barry,

My cooker has broken down and needs repairing.

The repairman says it will cost nearly as much to repair as buying a new one. repair.

what he doesn't know is that i was faking it was broke. it doesn't need repairing-i removed the gas line from the back so the repairman would visit to repair and so i could watch him repair. repair.



aliens have my baby


Alright Barry,

I’ll have to be quick-I’m off down the shops but i thought i'd drop you a line and let you know that aliens have kidnapped my baby.

The CCTV at my house captured the aliens during the snatch so if you could get one of your millionaires friends or use your software expertise to track down the extra terrestrials that’s be great. They also took a pet rat.

Don’t be too quick tho, I’m saving a fortune on diapers and baby food. Two weeks should be a good time for me to get her back.

They can keep the pet rat in the spirit of intergalactic friendship.

Nice one,



you have helped before but it didn't work


Dear barry -

it is a while since you last sent me money but alas I require your services again.

The last time you sent me $£10000 to sort out my gambling debts which was much appreciated but as I arrived at the bookies to pay, my phone rang and it was my mate Rich Dave with a dead cert tip for the 2-30.

As it was nearly 2-30 I didn't have much time and Rich Dave is called Rich Dave for a reason - so I put the whole damn lot on. Well not all of it as I'd been in the boozer for 3 days.

Anyway, my thinking was that when the nag came in I'd be able to pay everything off and have a bit left for meself like.

I now owe £15000 and Rich Dave wants it immediately.

He has already broken my fingers so excuse and spelin miustkes as IU am typping wuthjh my nose whilsst drrunk]

Can you help?

Cheers Barry

[I am also a Barry]


A witch did this


Hello Barry,

Hope you can help me.

A witch has turned my children into stone and they now languish at the local pederast crossing.

I've included a pic of their terrible state.

I need money to get a wizard to lift the curse.

He is quoting 6000 Euros and a set of continental all weather tyres.

Please help


BEG BARRY - miserable millionaire giving away his money - currently a fugitive on the run from the Illuminati | copyright Barry Derbyshire 2022 | email: - Barry Derbyshire