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TECHNICALLY THIS IS NOT A BEG

Man of God

I am an ordained minister and am involved in a movie project, our project will affect the lives of millions of people in a positive way, mabey even yours, if you are interested let me know. We need a large sum of money, at your discretion of course, let me know.

WHO CAN I TRUST WHEN I’M REACHING OUT FOR HELP?

How do I regain my self-respect – my pride?

I AM LOST WITHOUT ANY DIRECTION IN LIFE AND I NEVER WANT TO RELY ON A MAN TO KEEP ME SAFE I AM UNABLE TO TRUST FOR NOW ANOTHER MAN I LET A MAN TAKE EVERYTHING WITHIN ME LEFT ME WITH A EMPTY SOUL I AM REGAINING IT SLOWLY BUT NOW I NEED HELP TO GET MY OWN HOUSE WERE I CAN CALL I MY HOME NO ONE ELSES. MY EX KICKED ME OUT AND CHANGED THE LOCKS ON THE DOORS SO I WAS UNABLE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE IT TOOK OVER A MONTH TO GET MY THINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE BUT FINALLY DID BUT I AM STAYING WITH MY SISTER AND HER COMMON LAW BUT HE IS CONTROLING AND SOMEWHAT ABUSIVE MAYBE IT IS JUST ME BUT DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE OR SAFE HERE MOST OF THE TIME I AM IN THE BASEMENT ONLY GO UP FOR SOMETHING TO EAT AND GO TO THE WASHROOM. I AM GOING TO COPY AND PASTE FROM MY DIARY.
 

TOY STORY

Some People!

Found myself at the Mall picking up some new Bose sound docks after Big Dave said I’d bought inferior ones. 

After my purchases I had a look around the mall-there were lots of kids with excited looks on their faces taking in the amazing range of gear they had in Toys R Us.

It brought back memories of my own childhood-we weren’t poor but they wasn’t much money for holiday season gifts. But it made me determined to make my fortune and now I have, through hard work and a large pie flavored slice of luck I’m wealthier than I could ever imagine.

 

But what good money if it can’t bring others happiness? It’s just paper, or exclusive plastic or gold or shares in amazingly successful companies. 

So you know what I did? It was a stupid spur of the moment decision but I grabbed a store assistant and told her to announce over the tannoy that I’d buy every kid in the store a present as long as it was under 100 dollars.

She thought I was crazy till I showed her my wallet stuffed full of 50s! But it all went sour when she asked if I was a sex fiddler and then she said it was against the safety rules and they wouldn’t do it in case there was a riot! What is wrong with people these days??? I can’t even give my money away!!!

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF PAIN

Giving goes a long way

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF PAIN

I am rich. Filthy stinking rich. I have a beachfront home in Malibu, an apartment in New York and a country estate in England. I travel first class and dine in the finest restaurants. I appear to have everything but in reality I’m miserable. My life is shallow, empty, soulless, and lonely. I’ll explain more over the coming weeks but all you need to know for now is that I’m giving away my fortune. I can’t stand it anymore, its got to go. All you have to do is tell me how much you want and what you're going to do with it. I can’t guarantee I’ll give money to everyone, but if I think you deserve a share then I’ll help wherever I can.

Love

mistletoe

They say money can’t buy you love and unfortunately I know this to be true.

It’s a lonely life at the top and sometimes I wish I had someone to share my shopping trips or vacations on gorgeous private islands. 

But I haven’t and I don’t think I ever will. I just never seem to meet the right girl. Just a successions of ‘Nearlys’. 

Maybe if my dream comes true and I give my fortune away then I’ll meet someone who takes me for who I am - a genius software engineer who was once wealthier beyond most people’s dreams. 

Sorry to be so personal but its times like this, Christmas, Hannakah, Eid, Diwali, Kwaanza and Festivus, that I feel the need for companionship and someone to snuggle with under the mistletoe, shalwar kameez, 7 candle thingymajig.

Look after your loves

Barry