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PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

I REALLY NEED HELP!!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

Dear Barry,

I have a 1997 Land Rover Discovery that just broke down and no longer works and cost way too much money to fix.

I am now forced to fight the elements like this morning in the ice cold wind by riding my bike to work. To make matters worse awhile back I was hit by a car while riding my bike and the front wheel of my bike got bent so now I have to pedal a little harder than usual.

All I'm asking for is $2993.00 to purchase a 1995 Acura Legend so I no longer have to ride my broken bike and fight the Las Vegas Nevada desert elements.

Can you please help me Barry?

Cynthia

I'M SICK OF BEING STRANDED!!

My name is Michelle

I'M SICK OF BEING STRANDED!!

I'm 25 years old,single exotic dancer and recently had to sell my truck, to pay for a cast for my dog's leg.

I have been losing income as a direct result of the BP gulf coast oil spill.BP denied my claim.

Since the oil spill it has gotten worse and worse.Now I can barely pay my bills.So there is no hope for me to get a decent vehicle or even a down payment for a half way decent vehicle.

Please if you are real give me some money to get a car. P.S.If you are real and want to help people. I also have plans for my own business,so I wouldn't have to dance anymore.

Please help me.

Michelle

 

WHEN I CHANGE DONT TELL ME

desire is not an occupation

wow this is all so stimulating! im reading how people interperate each other in this web site. some one types... then someone else reads and comes to the conclusion that from this post i know everyhting about people and how they tick. which not only gives me the authority to tell them what is right and wrong with them but to go as far as to speculate how they went wrong and what to do next. and on the other hand some people spend to much time defending them selves and not enough attacking the world.. but i also speculate what i know. most modern knowlege is taught to us through means of learning information and relating it with the world around us. wich i think draws speculation to how opinions tamper facts. for example the most of us would think on a moral level that murder is wrong. right, i do. but if the majority of people are killers. does that mean its right. idk most moral assumptions in the world has become a majority rule! i just think that instead of bitching at each other we should bitch about something that matters. because we can throw rocks and dirt at each other forever and all that will be left is those rocks and dirt................

FELINE GENOCIDE?

How can we rid the world from these pests.

FELINE GENOCIDE?

Hi Barry,

I don't know about you but the cat problem where I live in Somerset has got beyond a joke.

I know it's the liberal thing these days to "claim" to love the furry little fuckers but in private everyone admits to loathing these flea ridden bastard spongers, right?

Well, I'd like to start a nationwide campaign to rid our society of these evil c*nts. Maybe name a day when it becomes socially acceptable to publicly execute as many of the little shits as we can get our hands on? A sort of cat armistice.

There must be about 15 of the sneaky little wankers on my street alone. If burnt the heat generated could significantly help to reduce the problem some of our older citizens are having in staying warm this winter.

Let's all just stop, take a look in the mirror and admit to ourselves that enough is enough. They have to go. Only last week I saw a cat defecating in my rear garden. This unruly behavior just cannot be allowed to continue.

So, come on. let's do something about this problem together, as a nation.