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I AM RALPH, THE KING OF THE BEGGARS

Keen hobbyists are ruining the business

I am Ralph, King of the Beggars,

I have begged this laptop to issue you with a cease and desist order on behalf of real world beggars everywhere.

I have begged around the world, I have begged my way into things, begged my way out of things, begged on my knees, begged at gunpoint, I've even begged a banana from the Sultan of Brunei. I'm the best there is.

I'm wearing one of Michael Jackson's stage outfits that I begged on very productive begging holiday in Los Angeles.

You see, Barry, begging is an art, a beautiful game, practiced by dedicated and highly motivated professionals not something to mess with.

I am concerned that your begging site opens up begging to keen hobbyist beggars, amateurs with no idea about the art. This web based begging is bad for the begging business and I fear will lead to declining begging standards.

I am begging you Barry please take this site down now before you ruin begging for all honest beggars everywhere and the true art of begging is lost for future generations.

 

Ralph, King of The beggars

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Just a quick post to let you know that 'The Collection'  — all ten books of The Barry Chronicles in one amazing volume — is available for FREE from Amazon Kindle store for a limited time.

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Incredible New Book, 'The Collection' Released Today!

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Incredible New Book, 'The Collection' Released Today!

Hello Friends,

I can’t tell you where I am right now but let’s just say, I’m about to embark on an out of this world trip of a lifetime!

Anyways I’ve had many, many emails asking me if I would put all ten of the incredible books of The Barry Chronicles into easy to buy collection.

So I have. And called it, rather imaginatively, ‘The Collection’

Now you can read all about my amazing adventures battling the evil illuminati alongside my companions Chris The Atlantean Dolphin and Joe the Robot Assassin.

I won’t spoil anyone who hasn’t had the good fortune to read it, but in one incident in this incident packed book of incidents, I get to fulfil the dreams of millions by killing Hitler.

I’ve made ‘The Collection’ available to download from the Amazon Kindle Store for only 1USD and in the next week or so will be, for a limited time only, giving it away for FREE!

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Cheers

Barry

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ENDS Midnight PST July 6th 2018